the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god



magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”


biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop



ruinedchildhood:

saddest moment in pokemon history

ruinedchildhood:

saddest moment in pokemon history


theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"


aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall