so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
saddest moment in pokemon history
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall