my kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



dustpanfairytale:

a man passionate about children’s television programs

dustpanfairytale:

a man passionate about children’s television programs


  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross

Electra Heart: The Archetypes videos in snaps | x


o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."


If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.